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PLUS: Coinbase Goes Full Robinhood (While Bitcoin Holders Cry)

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Coinbase just became a full stock broker.

They're offering 8,000+ stocks and ETFs commission-free, 24/5.

This isn't just adding features it's Coinbase declaring war on Robinhood.

• Nearly half of all Bitcoin is underwater at $68K
Ethereum Foundation cuts spending by 66% to survive the decade
• Why Coinbase's stock move could change everything

In today's post:

  • Coinbase becomes the everything app

  • Bitcoin's worst profitability crisis since 2016

  • Ethereum Foundation goes full discipline mode

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Coinbase Just Became a Super App

Big news, guys.

Coinbase is officially done being just a 'crypto exchange.'

They just launched stock trading for US customers, and it looks like a direct attack on Robinhood.

Here is why this is a game-changer for your portfolio.

🔍 The Key Points

  • You can now trade 8,000+ stocks and ETFs right next to your Bitcoin.

  • Trading is open 24 hours a day, 5 days a week (way better than standard market hours).

  • It is commission-free, so you do not pay extra fees to buy Apple or Tesla.

  • They partnered with Yahoo Finance so you can buy stocks directly while reading news.

🚨 Why This Matters

  • You do not need two separate apps for crypto and stocks anymore.

  • Crypto crashes often. Stocks are steadier. This helps Coinbase survive bad markets.

  • Robinhood proved people want one app for everything. Coinbase is copying that homework.

⏭️ What's Next

  • Watch for 'Perpetuals' (advanced trading) coming this spring for international traders.

  •  Tokenized stocks (putting stock ownership on the blockchain).

  • Keep an eye on $COIN stock Wall Street might like this new stability.

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Bitcoin's Profitability Paradox 📉

Imagine Bitcoin trading at $68,000, yet more people are losing money now than when it was just $3,000. Sounds crazy, right?

But that is exactly what is happening.

Nearly half of all Bitcoin is currently "underwater" (worth less than what people paid for it), making this the toughest cycle for investors since 2016.

🔍 The Key Points

  • 9.31 million coins are currently held at a loss. That is nearly half the supply.

  • Bitcoin has crashed 46% from its October peak of $126,000.

  • $4 billion+has flowed OUT of Bitcoin ETFs in just five weeks.

  • This is worse than the bear market bottoms of 2018 and 2022.

🚨 Why This Matters

  • People who bought at high prices ($85k+) are waiting to sell as soon as they break even. This stops the price from rising.

  • The big funds are selling. When ETFs sell, it creates a liquidity crisis.

  • Miners are selling Bitcoin just to cover their electricity bills. This adds constant selling pressure.

⏭️ What's Next

  • This is the critical support line. If we break below this, we could see $54,000 fast.

  • Ignore the daily price action. If big institutions don't start buying again, the price won't recover.

  • The market needs to flush out the "tourists" who bought at the top before it can grow again.

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Ethereum Goes on a Diet

The Ethereum Foundation just dropped a financial blueprint that sounds boring but is actually huge.

They are switching from 'startup mode' to 'survival mode.'

Instead of burning cash to chase hype, they are drastically cutting spending to ensure the network survives for decades.

It is a massive shift towards maturity.

🔍 The Key Points

  • Reducing annual spending from 15% of their treasury to just 5% by 2030.

  • They will stake their own ETH and use vetted DeFi protocols to earn interest.

  • Vitalik Buterin withdrew 16,384 ETH (~$43M) to personally fund privacy tools.

  • Build a 'forever treasury' that funds itself without needing to sell coins constantly.

🚨 Why This Matters

  • Most crypto projects sprint and crash. Ethereum is pacing itself for a marathon.

  • By staking their own ETH, the Foundation is directly securing the network they built.

  • They are stopping the $100M/year burn rate on grants that often go nowhere.

⏭️ What's Next

  • Can they actually stick to the 5% spending limit, or will the community complain?

  • See which privacy ('Defipunk') projects Vitalik funds with his $43M.

  • Look for which protocols the Foundation trusts with their treasury funds.

🧠Final take

Coinbase expansion: 8,000 stocks available 24/5 as they fight Robinhood for retail traders
Bitcoin pain: 9.31M coins underwater at $68K worst profitability since 2016
Ethereum discipline: Foundation cuts spending 66% while Vitalik bets $43M on privacy

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